Made for each other

I would never, ever hope for anybody's marriage to fail (what am I, a monster?), but I have never wanted one to succeed like the one between Kellen Butts and John Seymour. Because if these two can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

No, they're not registered at "Under the Bleachers", smartass. If you want to send them a gift, please do so here.